Start by estimating your daily energy requirements. If you’re
connected to your heart, measure how much emotion you use
per day to buy the correct panel kit. If you’re already off-grid,
calculate how many longings you want to power. Heart-mounted
solar panels don’t usually require planning applications but if
your body is area of outstanding natural beauty, you may need
planning permission. Can your heart take the weight? Does your
heart get enough direct sunlight? Are you installing the panels
yourself? For DIY installation the whole fit-out will cost you no more
than the kit and a few hours of your time. Most heart-mounted solar
panels in the UK do not require ladders, and the process isn’t as fiddly
as you might imagine. Once the first bracket is in place, run the wiring
close and repeat for every panel. If in doubt, size up, it’s better
to generate too much energy than not enough. Heart-mounted
solar panels are a simple, accessible way to produce clean energy
and you could add a flock of sheep, a tiny wind turbine on your lung.
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