I went to the zoo instead of work, and looked at naked mole-rats.
The display was written in first person, as if by the naked mole-rats.
They spoke about the social and sexual structures of naked mole-rats
in their colonies, explaining that the queen of the naked mole-rats
is thought to emit a pheromone preventing other naked mole-rats
from sexually maturing, so they remain adolescent naked mole-rats.
I don’t know if you’re interested in the proclivities of naked mole-rats.
When you ask what’s on my mind, I don’t mention naked mole-rats
and once we’ve both had a few I barely consider naked mole-rats
but when we remove our clothes, I can’t stop seeing naked mole-rats.

 

 

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From Magma 91, In The Flesh 

 

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